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  … to Jackson Lamb’s lair at last, where the ceiling slopes and a blind dims the window, and what light there is comes from a lamp placed on a pile of telephone directories. The air is heavy with a dog’s olfactory daydream: takeaway food, illicit cigarettes, day-old farts and stale beer, but there will be no time to catalogue this because Jackson Lamb can move surprisingly swiftly for a man of his bulk, or he can when he feels like it, and trust this: when a fucking cat enters his room, he feels like it. Within a blink he’d have seized our cat by the throat; pulled up the blind, opened the window, and dropped it to the road below, where it would doubtless land on its feet, as both science and rumour confirm, but equally doubtless in front of a moving vehicle, this, as noted, being the new dispensation on Aldersgate Street. A muffled bump and a liquid screech of brakes might have carried upwards, but Lamb would have closed the window by then and be back in his chair, eyes closed; his sausagy fingers interlinked on his paunch.

  It’s a lucky escape for our cat, then—that it doesn’t exist, for that would have been a brutal ending. And a lucky escape twice over, as it happens, for on this particular morning the nigh-on unthinkable has happened, and Jackson Lamb is not dozing at his desk, or prowling the kitchen area outside his office, scavenging his underlings’ food; nor is he wafting up and down the staircase with that creepily silent tread he adopts at will. He’s not banging on his floor, which is River Cartwright’s ceiling, for the pleasure of timing how long it takes Cartwright to arrive, and he’s not ignoring Catherine Standish while she delivers another pointless report he’s forgotten commissioning. Simply put, he’s not here.

  And no one in Slough House has the faintest idea where he is.

  Where Jackson Lamb was was Oxford, and he had a brand new theory, one to float in front of the suits at Regent’s Park. Lamb’s new theory was this: that instead of sending tadpole spooks on expensive torture-resistance courses at hideaways on the Welsh borders, they should pack them off to Oxford railway station to observe the staff in action. Because whatever training these guys underwent, it left every last one of them highly skilled in the art of not releasing information.

  “You work here, right?”

  “Sir?”

  “Were you on shift last Tuesday evening?”

  “The helpline number’s on all the posters, sir. If you have a complaint—”

  “I don’t have a complaint,” Lamb said. “I just want to know if you were on duty last Tuesday evening.”

  “And why would you want to know that, sir?”

  Lamb had been stonewalled three times so far. This fourth was a small man with sleeked-back hair and a grey moustache that twitched occasionally of its own accord. He looked like a weasel in a uniform. Lamb would have caught him by the back legs and cracked him like a whip, but there was a policeman within earshot.

  “Let’s assume it’s important.”

  He had ID, of course, under a workname, but didn’t have to be a fisherman to know that you don’t go lobbing rocks in the pool before you cast your line. If anyone rang the number on his card, bells and whistles would sound at Regent’s Park. And Lamb didn’t want the suits asking what he thought he was doing, because he wasn’t sure what he thought he was doing, and there was no chance in hell he was going to share that information.

  “Very important,” he added. He tapped his lapel. A wallet poked visibly from his inside pocket, and a twenty pound note peeped visibly from inside that.

  “Ah.”

  “I take it that’s a yes.”

  “You understand we have to be careful, sir. With people asking questions at major transport hubs.”

  Good to know, thought Jackson Lamb, that if terrorists descended on this particular transport hub, they’d meet an impregnable line of defence. Unless they waved banknotes. “Last Tuesday,” he said. “There was some kind of meltdown.”

  But his man was already shaking his head: “Not our problem, sir. Everything was fine here.”

  “Everything was fine except the trains weren’t running.”

  “The trains were running here, sir. There were problems elsewhere.”

  “Right.” It had been a while since Lamb had endured a conversation this long without resorting to profanity. The slow horses would have been amazed, except the newbies, who’d have suspected a test. “But wherever the problem, there were people being bused here from Reading. Because the trains weren’t running.”

  The weasel was knitting his eyebrows together, but had seen his way to the end of this line of questioning, and was picking up speed on the final stretch. “That’s right, sir. A replacement bus service.”

  “Which came from where?”

  “On that particular occasion, sir, I rather think they’d have come from Reading.”

  Of course they bloody would. Jackson Lamb sighed, and reached for his cigarettes.

  “You can’t smoke in here, sir.”

  Lamb tucked one behind his ear. “When’s the next Reading train?”

  “Five minutes, sir.”

  Grunting his thanks, Lamb turned for the barriers.

  “Sir?”

  He looked back.

  Gaze fixed on Lamb’s lapel, the weasel made a rustly sign with finger and thumb.

  “What?”

  “I thought you were going to …”

  “Give you a tip?”

  “Yes.”

  “Okay. Here’s a good one.” Lamb tapped his nose with a finger. “If you’ve got a complaint, there’s a helpline number on the posters.”

  Then he wandered onto the platform, and waited for his train.

  Back on Aldersgate Street, the two new horses in the first-floor office were sizing each other up. They’d arrived a month back, within the same fortnight; both exiled from Regent’s Park, the Service’s heart and moral high-ground. Slough House, which was not its real name—it didn’t have a real name—was openly acknowledged to be a dumping ground: assignment here was generally temporary, because those assigned here usually quit before long. That was the point of sending them: to light a sign above their heads, reading EXIT. Slow horses, they were called. Slough House/slow horse. A wordplay based on a joke whose origins were almost forgotten.

  These two—who have names now; their names are Marcus Longridge and Shirley Dander—had known each other by sight in their previous incarnations, but department culture kept a firm grip on Regent’s Park, and Ops and Comms were different fish, and swam in different circles. So now, in the way of newbies everywhere, they were as suspicious of each other as of the more established residents. Still: the Service world was relatively small, and stories often circled it twice before smoke from the wreckage subsided. So Marcus Longridge (mid-forties, black, south-London born of Caribbean parents) knew what had propelled Shirley Dander from Regent’s Park’s Communications sector, and Dander, who was in her twenties and vaguely Mediterranean-looking (Scottish great-grandmother, nearby POW camp, Italian internee on day release) had heard rumours about Longridge’s meltdown-related counselling sessions, but neither had spoken to the other of this, or indeed of much else yet. Their days had been filled with the minutiae of office co-living, and a slow-burn loss of hope.

  It was Marcus who made the first move, and this was a single word: “So.”

  It was late morning. London weather was undergoing a schizoid attack: sudden shafts of sunlight, highlighting the grimy windowglass; sudden flurries of rain, failing to do much to clean it.

  “So what?”

  “So here we are.”

  Shirley Dander was waiting for her computer to reboot. Again. It was running face-recognition software, comparing glimpses snatched from CCTV coverage at troop-withdrawal rallies with photofit images of suspected jihadists; that is, jihadists suspected of existing; jihadists who had code names and everything, but might have been rumoured into being by inept Intelligence work. While the program was two years out-of-date it wasn’t as out of date as her PC, which resented the demands placed upon it, and had made this known th
ree times so far this morning.

  Without looking up, she said, “Is this a chat-up?”

  “I wouldn’t dare.”

  “Because that would not be wise.”

  “I’ve heard.”

  “Well then.”

  For almost a minute that was that. Shirley could feel her watch ticking; could feel through the desk’s surface the computer struggling to return to life. Two pairs of feet tracked downstairs. Harper and Guy. She wondered where they were off to.

  “So given that it’s not a chat-up, is it okay if we talk?”

  “About what?”

  “Anything.”

  Now she gave him a hard stare.

  Marcus Longridge shrugged. “Like it or not, we’re sharing. It wouldn’t hurt if we said more than shut the door.”

  “I’ve never told you to shut the door.”

  “Or whatever.”

  “Actually I prefer it open. Feels less like a prison cell.”

  “That’s good,” said Marcus. “See, we’ve got a discussion going. Spent much time in prison?”

  “I’m not in the mood, okay?”

  He shrugged. “Okay. But there’s six and something hours of the working day left. And twenty years of the working life. We could spend it in silence if you’d rather, but one of us’ll go mad and the other’ll go crazy.” He bent back to his computer.

  Downstairs, the back door slammed. Shirley’s screen swam bluely into life, thought about it, and crashed again. Now conversation had been attempted, its absence screamed like a fire alarm. Her wristwatch pulsed. There was nothing she could do about it; the words had to be said.

  “Speak for yourself.”

  He said, “About?”

  “Twenty years of working life.”

  “Right.”

  “More like forty in my case.”

  Marcus nodded. It didn’t show on his face, but he felt triumph.

  He knew a beginning when he heard one.

  In Reading, Jackson Lamb had tracked down the station manager, for whose benefit he adopted a fussy, donnish air. It wasn’t hard to believe Lamb an academic: shoulders dusted with dandruff; green V-neck stained by misjudged mouthfuls of takeaway; frayed shirtcuffs poking from overcoat sleeves. He was overweight, from sitting around in libraries probably, and his thinning dirty-blond hair was brushed back over his head. The stubble on his cheeks sang of laziness, not cool. He’d been said to resemble Timothy Spall, with worse teeth.

  The station manager directed him to the company which supplied replacement buses, and ten minutes later Lamb was doing fussy academic again; this time with a bottom note of grief. “My brother,” he said.

  “Oh. Oh. I’m sorry to hear that.”

  Lamb waved a forgiving hand.

  “No, that’s awful. I’m really sorry.”

  “We hadn’t spoken in years.”

  “Well, that makes it worse, doesn’t it?”

  Lamb, who had no opinion, gave assent. “It does. It does.” His eyes clouded as he recalled an imaginary infant episode in which two brothers enjoyed a moment of absolute fraternal loyalty, little knowing that the years to come would drive a wedge between them; that they would not speak during middle age; which would come to a halt for one of them on a bus in dark Oxfordshire, where he would succumb to …

  “Heart attack, was it?”

  Unable to speak, Lamb nodded.

  The depot manager shook his head sadly. It was a bad business. And not much of an advert, a customer dying on a unit; though then again, it wasn’t as if liability lay with the company. Apart from anything else, the corpse hadn’t been in possession of a valid ticket.

  “I wondered …”

  “Yes?”

  “Which bus was it? Is it here now?”

  There were four coaches in the yard; another two in the sheds, and as it happened, the depot manager knew precisely which one had unintentionally doubled as a hearse, and it was parked not ten yards away.

  “Only I’d like to sit in it a moment,” Lamb said. “Where he sat. You know?”

  “I’m not sure what …”

  “It’s not that I believe in a life force, precisely,” Lamb explained, a tremor in his voice. “But I’m not positive I don’t believe in it, do you see what I mean?”

  “Of course. Of course.”

  “And if I could just sit where he was sitting when he … passed, well …”

  Unable to continue, he turned to gaze over the brick wall enclosing the yard, and beyond the office block opposite. A pair of Canada geese were making their way riverwards; their plaintive honking underlining Lamb’s sadness.

  Or that’s how it seemed to the depot manager.

  “There,” he said. “It’s that one over there.”

  Abandoning his scanning of the skies, Lamb fixed him with wide and innocent gratitude.

  Shirley Dander tapped a pencil uselessly against her reluctant monitor, then put it down. As it hit the desk, she made a plosive noise with her lips.

  “… What?”

  “What’s ‘wouldn’t dare’ supposed to mean?” she said.

  “I don’t follow.”

  “When I asked if you were chatting me up. You said you wouldn’t dare.”

  Marcus Longridge said, “I heard the story.”

  That figured, she thought. Everyone had heard the story.

  Shirley Dander was five two; brown eyes, olive skin, and a full mouth she didn’t smile with much. Broad in the shoulder and wide in the hip, she favoured black: black jeans, black tops, black trainers. Once, in her hearing, it had been suggested she had the sex appeal of a traffic bollard, a comment delivered by a notorious sexual incompetent. On the day she was assigned to Slough House she’d had a buzz cut she’d refreshed every week since.

  That she had inspired obsession was beyond doubt: specifically, a fourth-desk Comms operative at Regent’s Park, who had pursued her with a diligence which took no heed of the fact that she was in a relationship. He’d taken to leaving notes on her desk; to calling her lover’s flat at all hours. Given his job, he had no trouble making these calls untraceable. Given hers, she had no trouble tracing them.

  There were protocols in place, of course; a grievance procedure which involved detailing “inappropriate behaviours” and evidencing “disrespectful attitudes;” guidelines which carried little weight with staff who’d spent a minimum of eight weeks on assault training as part of their probation. After a night in which he’d called six times, he’d approached her in the canteen to ask how she’d slept, and Shirley had decked him with one clean punch.

  She might have got away with this if she hadn’t hauled him to his feet and decked him again with a second.

  Issues, was the verdict from HR. It was clear that Shirley Dander had issues.

  Marcus was talking through her thoughts: “Everybody heard the story, man. Someone told me his feet left the floor.”

  “Only the first time.”

  “You were lucky not to get shitcanned.”

  “You reckon?”

  “Point taken. But mixing it on the hub? Guys have been sacked for less.”

  “Guys maybe,” she said. “Sacking a girl for flattening a creep who’s harassing her, that’s embarrassing. Especially if the ‘girl’ in question wants to get legal about it.” The inverted commas round girl couldn’t have been more audible if she’d said quote/unquote. “Besides, I had an edge.”

  “What sort of edge?”

  She kicked back from her desk with both feet, and her chair-legs squealed on the floor. “What are you after?”

  “Nothing.”

  “Because you sound pretty curious for someone just making conversation.”

  “Well,” he told her, “without curiosity, what kind of conversation have you got?”

  She studied him. He wasn’t bad looking, for his age; had what appeared to be a lazy left eyelid, but this gave him a watchful air, as if he were constantly sizing the world up. His hair was longer than hers, but not by much; he wo
re a neatly trimmed beard and moustache, and was careful how he dressed. Today this meant well-pressed jeans and a white collarless shirt under a grey jacket; his black and purple Nicole Farhi scarf hung on the coatstand. She’d noticed all this not because she cared but because everything was information. He didn’t wear a wedding ring, but that meant nothing. Besides, everyone was divorced or unhappy.

  “Okay,” she said. “But if you’re playing me, you’re likely to find out first-hand just how hard I hit.”

  He raised his hands in not entirely mock-surrender. “Hey, I’m just trying to establish a working relationship. You know. Us being the newbies.”

  “It’s not like the others put up a united front. ’Cept maybe Harper and Guy.”

  “They don’t have to,” Marcus said. “They’ve got resident status.” His fingers played a quick trill across his keyboard, then he pushed it away and shunted his chair sideways. “What do you make of them?”

  “As a group?”

  “Or one by one. It doesn’t have to be a seminar.”

  “Where do we start?”

  Marcus Longridge said, “We start with Lamb.”

  Perched on the back seat of a bus where a man had died, Jackson Lamb was looking out at a cracked concrete forecourt and a pair of wooden gates, beyond which lay Reading town centre. As a long-time Londoner, Lamb couldn’t contemplate this without a shudder.